Joke Time: Apkors and Officer Eazy

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly!
AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER EAZY:- your father's name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean?
AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir
OFFICER EAZY:- your native place?
AKPOS: M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPOS:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your qualification?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- (angry) what is it?!
AKPOS:- Metric Pass
OFFICER EAZY:- so why do you need a job?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY: meaning?
AKPOS:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your personality?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
AKPOS:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER EAZY:- I see... I will get back to you.
AKPOS:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER EAZY:- and what's that again
AKPOS:- my performance sir.
OFFICER EAZY:- MP
AKPOS:- what that ?
OFFICER EAZY:- Mental Problem